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[赛后贴] 今日NBA西部季后赛首轮G2，湖人队主场94-85战胜森林狼队。

双方数据

森林狼（1-1）：爱德华兹25分6板、兰德尔27分4板6助、里德9分2板1助2断、麦克丹尼尔斯8分4板1助、戈贝尔6分6板2断、迪文岑佐4分3板2助、沃克4分2板3助、香农2分1板、康利6板1助。

湖人（1-1）：东契奇31分12板9助、詹姆斯21分11板7助、里夫斯16分5板5助、八村塁11分5板2断、芬尼-史密斯7分5板1助、文森特6分1助、海斯2分1板、范德比尔特1板、古德温1板。

[–]Lakers JayQuips 3003 points an hour ago

48 minutes of basketball terrorism

湖人球迷：这是一场48分钟的大型篮球犯罪现场！

[–]Grizzlies Lacabloodclot9 1060 points an hour ago

Teams combined for 11/54 from 3 lmao

灰熊球迷：两个球队加起来三分54投11中，笑死了~~~

[–]Lakers WhatTheRickIsDoin 1788 points an hour ago

A great game for people that hate the 3 point revolution

湖人球迷：对于讨厌三分球泛滥的新潮流的人来说，这场比赛可就太精彩了！

[–]Lakers Pal__Pacino 450 points an hour ago

Felt closer to a UFC fight than a basketball game

湖人球迷：这场比赛看着更像是一场UFC（终极格斗赛），而不是篮球比赛啊~~~

[–]Unpickled_cucumber1 237 points an hour ago

I was surprised no fight broke out. Had either the Pistons or Rockets been involved in this game, there’d have been five ejections minimum

球迷：我感到很意外，（这么激烈的比赛）竟然没有爆发肢体冲突！要是活塞或者火箭这样年轻气盛的队伍的话，这场比赛下来至少得驱逐5个人！！

[–]Lakers awkotacos 1235 points an hour ago

Damn that was a super physical game. Everyone looking GASSED in the 4th quarter

湖人球迷：我去，这场比赛的对抗也太激烈了！！第四节所有人看上去都没劲儿了！！

[–]Lakers Patrieauxe 171 points an hour ago

and reaves had the audacity to throw up that high lob pass to lebron hahaha

湖人球迷：而那种情况下，里夫斯竟然还胆敢扔那么高的空接球让老詹去飞啊，哈哈哈哈！！

新闻链接>>>>>>累死老同志😩里夫斯第四节给詹姆斯两个空接都传得太高了

[–]Bulls Constant_Charge_4528 78 points 48 minutes ago

Lebron was just like "yo I'm 40"

公牛球迷：老詹心说“诶别啊，我都40了！”

[–]SockVonPuppet 684 points an hour ago

I enjoyed whatever the fuck that was.

球迷：就爱这种比赛风格，打成什么样我都爱看！！

[–]hud731 130 points an hour ago

Found the masochist

球迷：诶诶，这儿抓到一只受虐狂诶~~

[–]Clippers TheRealBrownPudding 773 points an hour ago

Ant nonexistent in that 4th quarter

快船球迷：华子第四节隐身了~~~

[–]FoxMuldertheGrey 233 points an hour ago

yeah that 4th was something else

awesome defense tho by both teams, but the turnovers were ugly

球迷：是啊，第四节很精彩。两队的防守都很厉害，可惜那些失误球太难看了！！

[–]Lakers-WingsForLife- 105 points an hour ago

We back to 2008-2010 boys.

湖人球迷：这说明了什么，说明我湖回到2008-2010年代了啊！！兄弟们！！

[–]Rockets nutelamitbutter 371 points an hour ago

LeBron played insane defense today

火箭球迷：老詹今天的防守太牛逼了！！

[–]Wizards roarmalf 26 points an hour ago

He was a monster, that steal he took all the way was prime Bron

奇才球迷：老詹今天是头野兽！最后那个抢断巅峰重现！！

[–]Raptors MrRamenMan 472 points an hour ago

jaxson hayes is a negative IQ player oml

猛龙球迷：我的天~~~海斯的智商是欠费的啊~~~

[–]Cavaliers Bim_Jeann 278 points an hour ago

Dude’s IQ is lower than his shoe size.

骑士球迷：这老兄的智商都没自己的鞋码大！！

[–]Lakers regnard 30 points an hour ago

2 more minutes of Hayes playing time, and I'm almost certain the game would have gone to overtime.

湖人球迷：让海斯再多打2分钟，我几乎能肯定比赛会被他拖进加时的~~~

[–]Mavericks rishabh2996 1180 points an hour ago

Why didn't Naz Reid, McDaniels and Randle simple just shoot 70% from 3? It worked so well the first game

独行侠球迷：那么我要问了，为什么里德、麦克丹尼尔斯和兰德尔今天不用“投出70%三分球命中率”这个策略了呢？上一场这个策略很奏效啊~~~

[–]Lakers Dragoncityfan1411 357 points an hour ago

Why didn't they just do it again? Are they stupid?

湖人球迷：对啊~~~这么好的策略咋不用了呢？他们是傻吗？

[–]Lakers prettyboylee 135 points an hour ago

40 year old LeBron setting the tone on defense was not expected

湖人球迷：40岁的老詹给比赛奠定防守基调，这个真是想不到啊~~~

[–]Lakers Duskuser 60 points an hour ago

If you've been watching regular season games it's not that surprising, in all of our really good wins this season Bron has been playing unreal defense

湖人球迷：如果你一直看湖人的常规赛的话，你就不会惊讶了，因为本赛季所有湖人完胜的比赛中，老詹的防守都好得难以置信！！

[–]fileyourtaxes 101 points an hour ago

Luka played hella defense tonight

球迷：东契奇今天的防守也相当不错啊！！

[–]negativelynegative 37 points an hour ago

Nico in shambles.

球迷：哈里森要崩溃了~~

[–]BroadButterscotch349 9 points 56 minutes ago

I just know he's punching the air somewhere. Screaming, crying, throwing up, sliding down a wall.

球迷：哈里森现在肯定猫在某个角落，朝着空气挥拳泄火、狂叫、爆哭、呕吐、跳楼呢…

[–]Lakers heshouldgo 59 points an hour ago

Lakers winning a game in 2025 shooting 20% from three is crazy

湖人球迷：在2025年，湖人竟然靠着20%的三分命中率赢下了比赛，太疯狂了！！！

[–]Lakers thegreaterfool714 13 points an hour ago

2020 Lakers back on the menu boys

湖人球迷：2020版本湖人回来啦！！兄弟们！！

[–]Lakers GrapefruitMedical529 3 points 33 minutes ago

2010 Lakers back on the menu boyos.

湖人球迷：2010版本湖人回来啦！！兄弟们！！

[–]Lakers two4gone 20 points an hour ago

There won’t be a winner of this series, just a survivor who’s lost at least 20% health

湖人球迷：这轮系列赛结束之后没有赢家，留下来的只是一个折寿20%的幸存者…

[–]Lakers deadlyprincehk 2 points an hour ago

With the reward being facing Draymond or Amen Thompson 💀

湖人球迷：然而，从这轮系列赛幸存下来的奖励是…去一下轮遭遇追梦或阿门…💀

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